Fat people have sex. Sweet, tender, luscious sex. Sweaty, feral, sheet-ripping sex. Shivery, jiggly, gasping sex. Sentimental, slow, face-cradling sex. Even as you read these words, there are fat people out there somewhere joyously getting their freak on. Not only that, but fat people are falling in love, having hook ups, being crushed-out, putting on sexy lingerie, being the objects of other people’s lust, flirting, primping before hot dates, melting a little as they read romantic notes from their sweeties, seducing and being seduced, and having shuddering, toe-curling orgasms that are as big as they are.
Hanne Blank, “Big Big Love” (via lovethyfatness)
ifinddelightinthegruesomeandgrim:

Steal His Look: Bob Belcher
Versace apron - $635
Fendi mustache - $98
Louis Vuitton shirt - $7,245
Giorgio Armani suede shoes - $369
Calphalon spatula - $179

ifinddelightinthegruesomeandgrim:

Steal His Look: Bob Belcher

Versace apron - $635

Fendi mustache - $98

Louis Vuitton shirt - $7,245

Giorgio Armani suede shoes - $369

Calphalon spatula - $179

isis-:

andewhussie:

drumcorpshero:

tylerchokely:

kelseylx:

We discovered a trap door in class today
The Chamber of Secrets has been opened

I CAN SEE FUCKING EYES GOOD BYE CLOSE THAT FUCKING DOOR

NOOO NO lies i see them to

I DONT SEE ANYTHING SOMEONE SHOW ME

OH SWEET JESUS CLOSE THE FUCKING TRAP DOOR

OH FUCK

isis-:

andewhussie:

drumcorpshero:

tylerchokely:

kelseylx:

We discovered a trap door in class today

The Chamber of Secrets has been opened

I CAN SEE FUCKING EYES GOOD BYE CLOSE THAT FUCKING DOOR

NOOO NO lies i see them to

I DONT SEE ANYTHING SOMEONE SHOW ME

OH SWEET JESUS CLOSE THE FUCKING TRAP DOOR

OH FUCK

sunlight-chaser:

http://indiancountrytodaymedianetwork.com/2014/09/29/put-ring-it-tule-river-foothills-powwow-ends-surprise-proposal-157099
"Northern traditional dancer and powwow headman Johnny Nieto, Tule River Yokut, proposes to his girlfriend Yendi Juarez during The Tule River Band of Yokuts Presents the 2014 Tule River Pow-Wow."

sunlight-chaser:

http://indiancountrytodaymedianetwork.com/2014/09/29/put-ring-it-tule-river-foothills-powwow-ends-surprise-proposal-157099

"Northern traditional dancer and powwow headman Johnny Nieto, Tule River Yokut, proposes to his girlfriend Yendi Juarez during The Tule River Band of Yokuts Presents the 2014 Tule River Pow-Wow."

omgthatdress:

Corset
1890s
Augusta Auctions

omgthatdress:

Corset

1890s

Augusta Auctions

pardonmewhileipanic:

imwithyouhobbes:


Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 

He really went…bananas over that gift…
I will show myself out.

GET OUT

pardonmewhileipanic:

imwithyouhobbes:

Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 

He really went…bananas over that gift…

I will show myself out.

GET OUT

I thought this scene showed an awesome contrast between the Simpsons style of humor and and the Family Guy style. Family Guy likes to shock and offend. Also, you see that Bart is mischievous, but not twisted and sadistic like Stewie.

kaible:

"He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit."

kaible:

"He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit."

rainyapparitions:

go home

this wins Halloween

faketalesofthestrokes:

Fender strat that becomes the colour of your blog

faketalesofthestrokes:

Fender strat that becomes the colour of your blog